Sometimes they get it right!

Too much time at work part 2, fly art

Too much time at work?

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was a truck and backing up.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Funny t-shirts

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Drinking alcohol can really harm you. Those guys and girls really shouldn’t drink, but it’s funny anyways:)