OMFGod - Amazing funny stuff from teh interwebs! » Chuck Norris http://www.omfgod.com We have amazing funny stuff from teh interwebs! Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:04:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Chuck Norris http://www.omfgod.com/2010/01/07/chuck-norris.html http://www.omfgod.com/2010/01/07/chuck-norris.html#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 20:39:26 +0000 admin http://www.omfgod.com/?p=713 Chuck Norris was here!

]]> http://www.omfgod.com/2010/01/07/chuck-norris.html/feed 0 Chuck Norris facts http://www.omfgod.com/2009/02/15/chuck-norris-facts.html http://www.omfgod.com/2009/02/15/chuck-norris-facts.html#comments Sun, 15 Feb 2009 18:57:44 +0000 admin http://www.omfgod.com/?p=395 Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.

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