Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. [...]