Masturbation Kills Kittens
Remember people, just think of the kittens before you crack one off.
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Unripe Cheezburger
Do you think the cow is chasing because he thinks its his little identical twin or because he wants to eat him?
Fish Prefer Batman To Cats
What I want to know is why there are fishing the bath?
Dog Destroys Pillow
Not that old chestnut, if your dog tells you the pillow “just exploded” never believe them.
So.. A Guy Walks In To A bar...
This guy looks like he will be walking straight in to the dentist after that!
Panties The Next Best Thing
Never a truer word spoken, very nicely illustrated in this pert pantie picture.
Peek A Boo Pussy
Cats, they just cant resist an empty paper bag.. acts like a pussy magnet.
Pooey Puppy Took A Dump
That’s the problem with cute little puppies, they poo all over the place… smelly little gits!
Squirrel Lost His Nuts!
Mind you dont step on his nuts!
Jesus I Need An Ark
If you need an Ark built and the A Team are no where to be found, Jesus can point you in the right direction.
Naughty Dog Panicked
Aww, who could be angry at this poor ickle dog… I bet he still got a slap!
When A Woman Says Nothings Wrong
When a woman says nothings wrong, remember this simple rule if you want to keep your balls.
