Scared rabbit
Posted on January 18th, 2009 by admin
Something has scared the rabbit, we think he saw Michael Jackson walking by 
But we are not 100% maybe it was something else
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Feed it!
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Yo mamma jokes
Posted on January 18th, 2009 by admin
Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo mama is so bold I can see what she’s thinking.
Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
Yo mama’s face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.
Yo mama’s so funky she brushes her teeth with a chainsaw.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in each hand.
Your mama’s so old, when she went to school there was no such thing as history class.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to put a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama’s underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
Yo mama’s legs are so big and hairy that when she walks down the street, it looks like two dogs fighting!
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Teeth
Posted on January 18th, 2009 by admin
Don’t be a hero in front of girls and opening bottles with your teeth, this are the consequences…
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Golden-teeth
Posted on January 18th, 2009 by admin
Are golden teeth really cool looking? Well we don’t know. What do you think?
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Alcohol abuse
Posted on January 17th, 2009 by admin
Drinking alcohol can really harm you. Those guys and girls really shouldn’t drink, but it’s funny anyways:)
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Not funny
Posted on January 16th, 2009 by admin
Mathemathics
Posted on January 16th, 2009 by admin
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Nice, huh?
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Cycling helmet
Posted on January 15th, 2009 by admin
This is why you always have to wear the helmet while cycling. The guy would broke his head if he weren’t wear it.
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Crazy cats
Posted on January 15th, 2009 by admin
Funny facts
Posted on January 15th, 2009 by admin
Nazi leader Adolf Hitler had only one testicle.
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
Peanut butter is an effective way to to remove chewing gum from hair or clothes.
Some people drink the urine of pregnant women to build up their immune system.
Even if you eat food standing on your head, the food will still end up in your stomach.
A fetus that is four months old, will become startled and turn away if a light is flashed on the mother’s stomach.
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