She had a smashing night…
This wedding dress is all very well, but just dont ask to see the groom’s outfit!!
They finished your mom’s massive dildo and here it is being delivered to your house….
Well, a spike on your head would be kinda useful for all sorts of things… like toasting marshmallows?
Yeah! teach those damn flowers a lesson… swift kick to the head.
This girl looks pretty talented, but I wonder if she can study and pass her exams at the SAME time?
If you thought cock flavoured soup was bad enough, don’t even both trying the spicy version.
Remember people, just think of the kittens before you crack one off.
Never a truer word spoken, very nicely illustrated in this pert pantie picture.