Yo mamma jokes 2
Posted on January 19th, 2009 by admin
Yo Mama is so fat, I’ve known her for 7 years and I haven’t seen the whole of her yet.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.
Yo mama’s so stupid, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around, they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama’s so fat, you can see her on the world map.
Yo mama is so poor she steals free bread.
Yo mama is so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama is so old that Jesus is in her high school yearbook.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she smiles, it hurts.
Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
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