Young Simon was walking around his local supermarket picking up a few items for his evening meal when he noticed an old lady was following him. He tried to ignore her but every direction he went she followed.
Eventually he went to the checkout, but the old lady managed to push in front of him [...]
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat [...]
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Yo Mama is so fat, I’ve known her for 7 years and I haven’t seen the whole of her yet.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.
Yo mama’s so stupid, her idea of safe sex is [...]
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Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo mama is so bold I can see what she’s thinking.
Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
Yo mama’s face is so ugly, when she cries the [...]
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