Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was a truck and backing up.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
