Your mama’s so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and slipped into a coma.
Yo mama is so fat, her picture fell off the wall!
Yo mama is so bold I can see what she’s thinking.
Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
Yo mama’s face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down her back.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.
Yo mama’s so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.
Yo mama’s so funky she brushes her teeth with a chainsaw.
Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in each hand.
Your mama’s so old, when she went to school there was no such thing as history class.
Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to put a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama’s underwear is so full of holes that every time she farts they whistle.
Yo mama’s legs are so big and hairy that when she walks down the street, it looks like two dogs fighting!